GETTING STONED WITH WILLY WONKA AGAIN — THE FORBIDDEN FLOOR
90000millerPosted on August 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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GETTING STONED WITH WILLY WONKA AGAIN — THE FORBIDDEN FLOOR
[Intro] Elevator hit five…
Doors opened slow.
Wonka looked at me and whispered,
“Whatever you do… don't touch anything.”
I said, “Got it.”
Then I touched something.
Wonka screamed,
“YOU FUCKING IDIOT!”
[Verse 1] The walls started shaking, candy hit the floor,
A chocolate dragon crashed through the door.
I looked at Wonka like, “Was that supposed to happen?”
He said, “Nope.”
I said, “Well, shit then.”
The dragon opened up its giant-ass mouth,
Blew chocolate smoke and knocked us both out.
I grabbed Wonka and said, “We gotta run!”
He said, “Run where?”
I said, “I DON'T FUCKING KNOW—JUST RUN!”
[Chorus] Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
Running from a chocolate dragon,
Candy flying everywhere,
Oompa Loompas screaming in my ear!
Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
This factory's fucking insane,
I said, “Willy, can we go home?”
He said, “Not until we catch the candy train!”
[Verse 2] We jumped on a motorcycle made of bubblegum,
Wonka hit the throttle and the engine went BOOM!
Candy flew behind us like colorful rain,
I yelled, “Slow down!”
He yelled, “FUCK THE BRAKES!”
We crashed through a wall made of chocolate cake,
Landed in a room full of giant milkshakes.
A gummy bear cop pulled us over outside,
Wonka rolled the window down and said,
“Officer… how high?”
[Chorus] Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
Getting chased by a gummy cop,
Chocolate dragon on our ass,
And this damn motorcycle won't stop!
Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
Nothing here makes any sense,
I asked him where the exit was,
He said, “Probably behind that fence.”
I said, “Which fence?”
He said, “Exactly.”
[Bridge] Then the factory went dark.
Everything stopped.
The candy stopped moving.
The Oompa Loompas stopped dancing.
Wonka looked terrified.
I said,
“Willy… what's wrong?”
He whispered…
“Floor Six.”
I said,
“There's a fucking Floor Six?!”
[Verse 3] A giant elevator appeared from the wall,
Covered in warning signs from ceiling to floor.
Wonka said, “I've never been inside.”
I said, “Then why the hell are we going?”
He smiled.
“Because you're driving.”
I said, “Oh, fuck me…”
Doors opened wide,
Cold air hit my face.
Something growled from the other side.
Wonka handed me a flashlight.
I said,
“Why is the flashlight breathing?”
He said…
“That's not a flashlight.”
[Final Chorus] Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
Walking into something we shouldn't see,
Floor Six waiting in the darkness,
And that damn flashlight just blinked at me!
Getting stoned with Willy Wonka,
We should've turned around,
But we're already stepping forward…
And then—
BOOM!
The elevator doors slammed down.
[Outro] Wonka looked at me.
I looked at Wonka.
Something huge moved in the darkness.
I whispered…
“Willy?”
He whispered…
“Yeah?”
I said…
“Next time, we're going to fucking Disneyland.”
Then something behind us laughed.
TO BE CONTINUED…