CB Bully

Verse 1

I key up the mic on channel nineteen

Big talk rolling off my tongue

Call every driver a slow-moving fool

Runnin my mouth just for fun

Then somebody fires one back at me

And my whole voice starts to shake

I dish out plenty of mean

But I sure can't take

Pre-Chorus

My hands start sweating on that CB

My pride gets awful thin

I holler real loud till the answer comes

Then I wanna go cry in my rig

Chorus

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Talk tough till the tables turn

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Give it but I can't return

Hand me the mic and I'm ten feet tall

Hand me a mirror and I fall

Verse 2

I don't pay the rent on this double-wide

My sweet darlin covers the bills

She drives off daily to a real job

While I sit and count my thrills

I told the whole channel I own this town

Then she hollered from the other room

Boy get a job and pay the man

And I went quiet real soon

Pre-Chorus

My hands start sweating on that CB

My courage starts to melt

I bark real big at total strangers

But crumble at what I'm dealt

Chorus

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Talk tough till the tables turn

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Give it but I can't return

Hand me the mic and I'm ten feet tall

Hand me a mirror and I fall

Bridge

Big rigs, big talk, big empty noise

Small man behind the sound

I holler, I huff, I fold up fast

When somebody stands their ground

Chorus

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Talk tough till the tables turn

I'm a big-mouth bully on the radio

Give it but I can't return

Hand me the mic and I'm ten feet tall

Hand me a mirror and I fall

Outro

Ten-four good buddy

I'm heading home to do the dishes