The biography of Disco Bob

Intro

Ah

Mm-hmm, woah, woah, woah

Verse 1

In a room full of mirrors that never look away

Disco Bob stares at Disco Bob all day

He talks about himself like he's already famous

Third person only, no other way

Pre-Chorus

He doesn't care what the world is doing

He doesn't care who's in the room

There's only one subject worth pursuing

And that subject is him, under the disco moon

Chorus

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

Verse 2

Studio 54 plays on a loop in his head

He walks the opening of Saturday Night Fever instead

Of living any kind of normal life

He narrates every second like it's already written

Pre-Chorus

Friends try to interrupt the monologue

But the monologue never ends

He answers every question with another

About Disco Bob and how the night never bends

Chorus

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

Verse 3

He writes the chapter titles before the chapters exist

"Disco Bob Enters the Building"

"Disco Bob Owns the Night"

"Disco Bob Looks at Disco Bob and Approves"

He signs every page in advance

Pre-Chorus

No one asked for the story

He tells it anyway

Every detail polished, every failure erased

Except the part where he's still just talking

Chorus

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

Bridge

Disco Bob is completing the thought

Will I ever find out Studio 54?

Ha! Close enough. Maybe.

Is that my problem? Maybe.

All he thinks about is Studio 54

And himself, in third person, for some stupid goddamn reason

So we decided to make a book about him

A thick, pointless, glittering book

Because he's a complete idiot

And the world somehow still looks

Final Chorus

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

(That's the life, that's the life)

The biography of Disco Bob

He never stops talking about himself. Part one ends here.

Written by Disco Paul Bob