Don't Mess With Sassy's Jerky (P2)

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Deep within the woods sitting on a log by the fire

Sassy is eating the fish he caught tonight

After the fish, Sassy's belly is still craving a desire

Delicious jerky, Sassy's closes his eyes

Pretending he's holding a bag and taking a bite

Sassy's got no jerky and it almost made him cry

All through the night Sassy's tossing and turning

Couldn't sleep, kept thinking about that jerky

Morning comes and Sassy grabs a gold nugget from his cave

Starts making his way down the mountain to satisfy his crave

chorus

Sassy the Sasquatch, also known as Big Foot

Is hungry for his yummy

Yummy

Jerky

Without it, Sassy's whole life is kaput

So, Sassy gotta have, he needs

Jerky

Oh yeah

Feed

Sassy

Jerky

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The local general store door opens and Sassy walks in

Sassy grabs a cart and starts filling it up with all the jerky

The girl behind the counter knew Sassy, wasn't frightened

Sassy comes up to the register holding his gold nugget

Money, money, money, money

The girl begins scanning all of the jerky

Sassy drops a small gold nugget in the help the children's bucket

The girl finishes, Sassy hands her the gold nugget

The girl smiles and said to Sassy you took all the jerky

And Sassy rubs his belly replying I am hungry

chorus

Sassy the Sasquatch, also known as Big Foot

Is hungry for his yummy

Yummy

Jerky

Without it, Sassy's whole life is kaput

So, Sassy gotta have, he needs

Jerky

Oh yeah

Feed

Sassy

Jerky

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The girl keeps smiling while telling Sassy goodbye

Sassy repeated the same looking at her eyes

Sassy starts walking out the exit door

Carrying 20 store bags of jerky or could've been more

Sassy gets a small rock in his foot, sets the bags down

A jacked-up truck parks, young folks' feet hit the ground

The young folks walk by snatching jerky out of the store bag

Sassy saw while removing the rock, Sassy's mad

The young folks are giggling and laughing while walking inside

Sassy turns looking straight at the jacked-up truck, eyes of red

chorus

Sassy the Sasquatch, also known as Big Foot

Is hungry for his yummy

Yummy

Jerky

Without it, Sassy's whole life is kaput

So, Sassy gotta have, he needs

Jerky

Oh yeah

Feed

Sassy

Jerky

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The young folks came walking out, stops, they couldn't believe their eyes

Their jacked-up truck is crushed and high above in a tree

The young folks are upset, mad and crying

Sassy watches from the bushes and he's grinning

Sassy then returns back to his familiar woods and his cave

Sassy is kicking it back and chewing on his jerky

Sassy is kicking it back and enjoying the shade

Sassy has already gone through one bag satisfying his belly

So, if you ever are walking in the forest and Sassy walks by

Just remember to bring some jerky and you're Sassy's friend for life

chorus

Sassy the Sasquatch, also known as Big Foot

Is hungry for his yummy

Yummy

Jerky

Without it, Sassy's whole life is kaput

So, Sassy gotta have, he needs

Jerky

Oh yeah

Feed

Sassy

Jerky

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Don't mess with Sassy's jerky