Driving Dixieland

Let me tell you about a family that lives way up North

I got to meet them on July the fourth

Theres a Wierman on the hi way hauling to much junk

theres another at the lake with a cooler in his trunk

theres to many Wiermans, good lord have mercy

they live in every state,

but thats a controversy

From Coon Rapids to Daluth,

Theres even a couple in Oh Claire

The Wiermans are here, theyre everywhere

What kind of numbers are we talking, How many ? Theres plenty

We should market their maddness

We could make a Pretty Penny

Bens in the boat

Matts grilling steaks

Andys fixing something only duct tape can make

Aimees got gossip

Mollys got flair

Adams half napping in Rogers favorite chair

Joes fishing line is tangled again

You can hear him yelling "Anyone wanna go for a swim?"

Too many WIermans

Good Lord, almighty

They fill up church on Sunday

and the bar on Friday

From the boltenville picnic to the county fair

Theres Wiermans here, there, theyre everywhere!

What kind of numbers are we talking ?how many? there's plenty!

We should market their madness and we can a pretty penny

Heaven help us all , its just not fair

Cause theres Wiermans Everywhere!

Well I asked old Rog what the hell was he thinkin'?

He said "I stopped thinkin' cause Marge kept winkin'"

They got more kin

then corn dogs at the fair

There are Wiermans here, over there , they are every where.

What kinda numbers are we talkin'?

How many? Theres Plenty!'

We should market their madness

we would make a pretty penny!!

See that girl right over there?

Shes kissing a Wierman sitting in that chair,

theyre getting married this year,

Good God more Wiermans , that just creates a lot of fear,

Let me give you a warning,

After the weekend is through

if your not careful

you'll be a Wierman too!

Too many WIermans

Theres way to many

We should market their maddness we would make a pretty penny!

Heaven help us all its just not fair!

Wiermans are everywhere!