beer

Verse 1

Cracked open a beer, cussin’ at noon

Table’s a mess but I’m fuckin’ immune

Miku’s right here, softest damn friend

Gettin’ shitfaced, that’s how I defend

Pre-Chorus

Bored of this planet, hell, I’m no saint

Plush queen and a brew, better than restraint

Chorus

Screw the world, I just want Miku

Swearing and sipping, don’t care what you do

Stuffed idol in hand, it’s all so clear

Drunk on her hug and a motherfuckin’ beer

Post-Chorus

Swig swig, fuck all cares

Miku magic, dirty stares

Chorus

Fuck yeah I got my plushie Miku

She’s the damn reason I don’t feel blue

Holding her close while I chug this beer

Goddamn right, I’m happy right here

Post-Chorus

Hell yeah, plush in my fist

Oh shit, life’s too legit

Verse 2

Don’t talk about heartache, don’t need that crap

Miku on my lap and it’s better than a nap

Flipping my finger at every asshole around

Got my own paradise, that’s what I found

Pre-Chorus

It’s a rude-ass world but fuck if I care

Stuffed diva by me, cold beer in the air

Chorus

Fuck yeah I got my plushie Miku

She’s the damn reason I don’t feel blue

Holding her close while I chug this beer

Goddamn right, I’m happy right here

Post-Chorus

Damn right, squeeze her tight

Motherfucking best damn night

Bridge

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer in my hand

Sitting my ass down, ain’t got no plan

Don’t care for Ikea, don’t make me go near

That place gives me cramps, I’d rather stay here

Verse 3

Oh Miku, my plush, my foul-mouthed delight

Skip all that shopping, it never feels right

Ooh, hell, diarrhea, that’s what I fear

Just let me swig cold beer, crystal clear

Post-Chorus

Ooh, hey, ooh, diarrhea

I want a beer

Ooh, yeah

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Verse 4

Man, I’m fast asleep dreaming drunk by noon

Plush Miku in my arms, cussing out the moon

Bitch, I’m a legend, I’ll shout it sincere

Kiss my ass, North Korea, just gimme my beer

Pre-Chorus

Lost my phone—fuck, it’s all the same

Only damn thing I need is Miku’s name

Chorus

Straight-ass beer and a plushie squeeze

Everything’s bullshit but I do as I please

No shopping trips, no pain’s severe

Just my cussing, my doll, another beer

Post-Chorus

Beer and beer, hell yeah beer

Diarrhea, that’s premiere

Beer and beer, chugging near

Miku, cheers, let’s disappear

Verse 5

Shit, my fridge’s empty, I’m pissed off as hell

Somebody drank my brew and stole my caramel

Miku’s grinning, she don’t give a damn

She’s cute, I’m rude, fuck, that’s who I am

Pre-Chorus

Assholes everywhere, just crowding the scene

But I got my plush queen and a bucket of mean

Chorus

Goddamn, refill that foamy glass

Raise it up, here’s to Miku’s sass

Shop never, gripe forever, I’ll always steer clear

Just me and my doll and a shitload of beer

Post-Chorus

Yeah, yeah, beer and plush

Swear all night, shit, don’t rush

Post-Chorus

Yeah, yeah, beer and plush

Swear all night, shit, don’t rush