Landslide

Verse

Yeah

Fat stacks in the vault

Gold chains on the neck

Who the hell is Mario? That plumber's a wreck

Broke his back last week

Put his brother in the creek

Snatched the princess crown

Now she sleepin' in my sheets uh

Countin' coins by the kilo

Breath smell like garlic and Drano

You talk slick I send the goons

Leave your whole block lookin' like a tomb

Garlic breath when I spit

Better hold your nose and submit

I don't rhyme I extort

Every bar is a report

Verse

Somebody pass the mic

Before I take it with the knife

Farted in the studio

Now the engineer's gotta go

Purple drank in my cup

I don't sip I throw it up

Call that drink a murder weapon

One sip and your chest swellin'

Wario's kitchen got the scale

Plumber's princess got the jail

I'm the king of the landfill

Talk shit and I will kill

Landslide comin' through

Boot stomp all over you

Ain't no chorus this is pain

Runnin' through your whole campaign

Verse

My belly's a weapon

My laugh is a death sentence

Ha ha ha you hear that?

That's the sound of your whole empire flat

I'm the mob boss of the pipe

You sleepin' with the fishes tonight

Boom bap in the trunk

Whole neighborhood smell my funk

Farted in the elevator

Now nobody wants the paper

But they still gotta pay me

Front me and they'll find you crazy

Toad runnin' through the grass

I'm runnin' through his whole class

Luigi got a telegram

Said your brother's in the slam

Verse

This that dirty south garlic flow

Plug-walk with the crowbar though

Wario don't freestyle

I just confess to the pile

Of bodies under the castle

Your princess? Got a hassle

She cleanin' my bathroom floor

Knock again I'll close the door

Permanent on the beat

Fart patterns incomplete

But the bass still knock

Smell the fear in your sock

Landslide crushin' the game

Remember Wario's the name

I don't sing I collect

Every bar is a check

Verse

Yeah

Forty seconds left to breathe

I'm still takin' what I seize

Yellow hat over my eyes

Watchin' your whole empire die

This ain't hip-hop this is war

Laughin' while I break the law

Wario mafia don't stop

Garlic vapor from the top

One more breath in the booth

Now the mic smells like the truth

Peace to the dead in the street

And the ones who couldn't compete

Landslide

Over.

Yeah.