Mister Handy a Marvel

Intro

Now, here's a message from General Atomics International that will surely change your life! Introducing the Mister Handy multi-purpose household robot!

Verse 1

Are you weary, darlin'? Are you worn out and low?

With all the scrubbing, sweeping, and the floors all aglow?

Let me tell you 'bout a fella who's a true friend indeed,

He'll handle every chore and plant every last seed!

Chorus

Oh, Mister Handy, a marvel, it's true!

Made by General Atomics, for a lady like you!

With three handy claws and a saw-blade so grand,

He'll be your faithful servant all over the land!

He'll hover through the kitchen, he'll float through the den,

And your happy, smiling face will be shining again!

Verse 2

Need a soufflé whipped up? Or the windows all clean?

Perhaps the hedges need trimming, the tidiest you've seen?

Just give him a command, he'll respond with a beep,

And get to work so quickly while you're getting some sleep!

Chorus

Oh, Mister Handy, a marvel, it's true!

Made by General Atomics, for a lady like you!

With three handy claws and a saw-blade so grand,

He'll be your faithful servant all over the land!

He'll hover through the kitchen, he'll float through the den,

And your happy, smiling face will be shining

Bridge

No need to get flustered, no need to despair,

Just leave all the tricky jobs in his care!

No need for a handyman, or a helper, you see,

'Cause Mister Handy's the best for you and for me!

Chorus

Oh, Mister Handy, a marvel, it's true!

Made by General Atomics, for a lady like you!

With three handy claws and a saw-blade so grand,

He'll be your faithful servant all over the land!

He'll hover through the kitchen, he'll float through the den,

And your happy, smiling face will be shining

Outro

Yes, Mister Handy, he's the best you can find!

A household companion for all human-kind!

So pick up the phone, and order one today,

And let Mister Handy whisk your troubles away!