Not in my sink

Intro – talking

Ayo…

Who… left… this spoon… in my sink? 🤨

(…again?!)

Verse 1

This song right here for everybody bold

Who see a clean kitchen… and still lose control 😭

I scrubbed, I wiped, I made it shine

Turn around—ONE SPOON?! Nah you outta line

My kitchen was looking like a showroom floor

Now it’s giving “why is there a spoon once more?”

You walked past the sink… you saw the soap…

But washing that spoon? Oh that’s too much hope?

Pre-Chorus

It’s ONE spoon… not a mountain to climb

You had the time… don’t lie… you had the time 👀

Chorus

Don’t leave that one spoon in my sink!

Use your hands—use your brain—just think!

It take two seconds, maybe three

Now it’s staring back… disrespecting me 😩

Don’t leave that one spoon in my sink!

I cleaned this house, I want it neat!

Roaches outside like “we smell a feast”

You inviting guests?? Not in MY lease! 🚫🐜

Verse 2

How much energy did it really take?

You washed your hands but not your plate? 🤨

Let’s sit down, talk, explain your side

‘Cause this behavior… I cannot let slide

You acting like the sponge playing hide and seek

Like “Where it at?”—it’s been there all week 😭

Talking ‘bout “I’ll do it later” — NO

That’s how the whole sink start to grow

First it’s a spoon…

Then it’s a fork…

Then it’s a plate…

NOW WE IN DISASTER MODE

Don’t leave that one spoon in my sink!

I cleaned this house, I want it neat!

Roaches outside like “we smell a feast”

You inviting guests?? Not in MY lease! 🚫🐜

Outro – funny fade

Next time I see that spoon…

I’ma start charging rent 😌

(…$5 per dish left in the sink!)