Goofy Guy

Intro

Doo-wop

Doo-wop

Silly Billy

Here we go

Chorus

Oh what a goofy guy at the station

Best at a total bungle situation

Total bungle situation

Slipping on the oil

Grinning like a loon

Cleaning up a mess with a kitchen spoon

Yes he is

Verse 1

White hat tilted way too low

Walking like a duck in a magic show

Tripping on the hose

Smashing on his nose

Buttons pop off his Sunday clothes

Chorus

Oh what a goofy guy at the station

Best at a total bungle situation

Total bungle situation

Slipping on the oil

Grinning like a loon

Cleaning up a mess with a kitchen spoon

Yes he is

Bridge

Tangle in the wire

Spinning like a tire

Sparking a tiny little birthday fire

Hey

Watch him drop the sponge

Watch him take the lunge

Into the bucket he goes plunge

Verse 2

Mistakes made

Glasses smashed

Hopes dashed

Checking on the air

Gum in his hair

Flapping around with a goofy stare

Chorus

Oh what a goofy guy at the station

Best at a total bungle situation

Total bungle situation

Slipping on the oil

Grinning like a loon

Cleaning up a mess with a kitchen spoon

Yes he is

Post-Chorus

Whistle and a bang

Squeal and a tang

Clumsy kind of king

Hear the bell go ring

Doo-wop

Ring ring ring

Doo-wop

Goofy guy