Porkle the fatty

Verse 1

Mud

Deep mud

Porkle dragging through the pen

Belly scraping on the rusty floor

Greasy

Grime

Sloppy snout searching for a scrap

He reeks like sour milk and heat

Greed

Gluttony

Gold corn stuck in his teeth

Porkle is a mountain made of meat

Walking waste

The bottom of the trough

He swallows down the rot

Chorus

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Ugly Porkle

Mean and fat

Nobody wants a beast like that

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Verse 2

Pink

Pale pink

Skin is hanging off the bone

Blisters bubbling under the midday sun

Heavy

Heave

Hear his lungs rattle and shake

Tail is just a knot of stiff hair

Ugly

Angry

Tearing through the wooden fence

Porkle smells the kitchen from the yard

Big Porkle

Bad Porkle

Ugly Porkle

Eyes like little beads of glass

Looking for a way to bite

Chorus

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Ugly Porkle

Mean and fat

Nobody wants a beast like that

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Bridge

They brought the truck

They brought the rope

Porkle didn't run

Porkle didn't hide

He just stood there

Chewing on a rock

Watching the sky turn grey

He is too big to move

He is too gross to love

Chorus

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Ugly Porkle

Mean and fat

Nobody wants a beast like that

He is the king of the dirt

King of the dirt

Outro

Mud and skin

Fat and bone

Porkle stays alone

King of the dirt

Ugly Porkle

Porkle

Porkle