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Verse 1

We were eating sushi, she was kinda cute

Then CJ farted

It smelled like a dead guy ate another dead guy

The fish on the menu came back to life just to leave

My date threw up in her purse

She's gone now

Pre-Chorus

It's bad

It's real bad

It's so bad

Chorus

CJ keeps farting and now nobody loves me

I'm alone in the lobby

I'm alone in the kitchen

I'm alone in the Taco Bell

CJ's butt is a weapon

CJ's butt made her run away

She got in her car SO fast

Just for CJ to let one lose again

Verse 2

He farted on the stove and the stove said "no"

He laughed and said "girls can't handle my butt"

He is correct

The fart was brown you could SEE it

Cold world

Pre-Chorus

It's bad

It's real bad

It's so so bad

Chorus

CJ keeps farting and now nobody loves me

I'm alone in the lobby

I'm alone in the kitchen

I'm alone at the Costco

CJ's butt is a weapon

CJ's butt made her run away

She left her shoes she ran so fast

The plants are dead

Bridge

My heart is broke

My nose is broke

I lit a candle and it EXPLODED

How do I get a girlfriend

When my best friend's butt

Keeps doing THAT

Chorus

CJ keeps farting and now nobody loves me

I'm alone in the lobby

I'm alone in the kitchen

I'm alone in the dang Arby's

CJ's butt is a weapon

CJ's butt made her run away

She moved to a new country

Goodbye