Golden Arches Hound

Verse 1

Scruffy

Paws on the dashboard

Tongue hanging out like a pink rug

Yellow

M-shaped sign

Golden arches rising from the black asphalt

He starts

He starts to howl

He starts to shake

Chorus

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

He wants the pickles

He wants the meat

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Verse 2

Greasy

Brown paper bag

Salt on the floor mats

Tail hitting the leather like a drum

Waiting

Watching

Wanting

Hot fries

Crispy skin

Small nugget

One bite

Then it is gone

Chorus

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

He wants the pickles

He wants the meat

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Bridge

Ketchup on his nose

Mustard on his collar

He is a happy hound

Living for the drive-thru window

Don't make him wait

No

Don't make him beg

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

He wants the pickles

He wants the meat

Give him the burger

Give him the burger

Outro

Good boy

Extra cheese

Good boy

Nap time now

He's got a belly full of joy

Yeah he's a burger boy

My burger boy

Just a burger boy

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Woof

Woof