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i like to sniff public resttooms while fiddleing my fiddle i tryed rocleaner apeals and the bot said never come back you nasty ahh diggah but then steanius came no not in that way he came down from the heavens he showed me his ways his island where i can diddle with no bounderys i was rejoyced my diddleing could be and not be ceaced so i followed his way i made it I CAn BE FreE without restrainment my diddlein can plain without containment I am FReE FrOM tHE FeDs thaT wAnt ME now i just need a party a freak fest if you will so i plead to the gods on my knees then i remembered diddy i said diddeh please i just wanna get my freak on i plead saw diddy float down from the heavens his glance of a million freakoffs his power was emmense to much for mere beatoffs then diddeh shared a fraction of his grace the party was a read on my diddleing was without bombardment my freak was unmatched to a new level.. so i just kept going my blue balls turning a shade of breaking bad my dihh glowing a light of red my diddleing shall not come to an end but then diddeh came down again he looked at the freak off he saw what i did he and all of his freinds i was the one who had bested him so we stoof infront of eachother auras ablaze overpowering even the son we where now in a blaze an edge off it lasted for 20 thousand years my eyes in tears and my dihh ablaze gooning till the sun went down i couldnt handle it anymore the diddle juice not flowing no more i let diddy win the throne was his my edgeing just wasnt able to outlast him no more. so then i started training edging for many more adges my dihh was ready for the battle of the ages my diddling had become rapidly contaijous so then i went back to the battle that i had fapped the many melenia ago i said diddy you throne it is no longer of yours no more then i pulled it out moist criticle a screaming diddy came down heething in laughter he was bleening his aura was strong but mine was of the most complenseible my rizz was rizzing my dihh wasnt painfull the maximum a sigma could possibly acheve of so then he whiped it out to as big as the jack the beanstock it just kept going and going untill the sky turns a shade of no light the battle has begun he feeled that he had already won but my edge lasted for 50 billion suns but the edge was still agoin diddeh looked up and saw what his dihh had become it was no longer the same as it was adrenched in a stench and pain his edge was no longer anymore i had one i had become the ultimate edge lord and p diddy is no longer the one that will englore as the goonlord i felt eminse power flowing to the heavens my glory was ever more shining then ever before i grew a mile sized aura my dihh was to be untold of it power so immensefull it cant even be composed of so i sat there in all my weary waiting for a battler to bear me so now we shall wait and see who has the bearing to edge