My Kid Is A Jerk

Start

Verse 1

My kid is a jerk

Parenting won't work

My sanity's gone

There's no moving on

Pre-Chorus

Why'd we raw dog it?

Now we got this kid

Chorus

Someone please rescue me

You can have this kid, free

Can't do this anymore

Little brat won the war

Post-Chorus

No glove means no love

That's what I think of

Verse 2

I don't know how my spawn

Came out so very wrong

I'm nothing like this jerk

Give me nothing but work

Pre-Chorus

Wish we'd wrapped it up tight

Kept the demon from light

Chorus

Someone please rescue me

You can have this kid, free

Can't do this anymore

Little brat, such a chore

Post-Chorus

I wish I was child-free

Oh Someone, rescue me

Outro

End