Dont listen to this Professor-

Intro

Uh

One plus one equals zero

Checking the clock

Checking the clock

Verse 1

Counting carrots while you pace around the white board

Calculators crying

Calculus is killing every single kid in the room

Mistake on line three

You forgot the negative sign

You forgot the logic

You forgot the point

Pre-Chorus

Find the X

Find the Y

Find a reason not to quit

Chorus

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Polynomials piling in my brain

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Numbers moving sideways

Everything is wrong

Everything is bitter

Everything is boring

Hook

Write it down

Rub it out

Write it down

Verse 2

Red ink dripping like a bad horror movie

Piles of paper

Testing me on things you never taught

Seventy slide deck

Glaze in my eyes

Grip on my pencil is slipping

Gone in the head

Pre-Chorus

Find the X

Find the Y

Find a reason not to quit

Chorus

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Polynomials piling in my brain

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Numbers moving sideways

Everything is wrong

Everything is bitter

Everything is boring

Hook

Write it down

Rub it out

Write it down

Bridge

Pythagorean pain

Slope of my grades going down to the basement

Hypotenuse hiding

High pressure headache

Chorus

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Polynomials piling in my brain

Decimal disaster on a Tuesday

Bad breath and a broken ruler

Numbers moving sideways

Everything is wrong

Everything is bitter

Everything is boring

Post-Chorus

Show the work

Show the work

Check the math

Check the math