The Fluffy Outlaw

Intro

Yeah man

You check your yard this mornin’

Something ain’t right

Colors everywhere

Verse 1

Stepped outside

Sun hittin’ slow

Something buried by the porch below

One pink egg with a shady glow

I know it ain’t mine

Checked the fence

Saw tracks in the dirt

Big ol’ hops and a candy shirt

Fluffy menace

Evil rabbit

He been hidin’ here

Pre-Chorus

Sneakin’ ‘round in the dead of night

Pastel crime in broad daylight

Leavin’ eggs then takin’ flight

That ain’t right

Chorus

That rabbit hid ‘em in my yard

Painted eggs like it ain’t that hard

Now the kids dig holes

Now the kids tear grass

That fluffy outlaw better not come back

That rabbit think it’s all a game

Leavin’ clues but he ain’t leavin’ names

If I catch him creepin’ after dark

I’ma run that bunny out my yard

Verse 2

Neighbors talkin’

Say it’s happenin’ too

Eggs in bushes

Inside a shoe

Miss Karen found one in her barbecue

She’s mad as hell

He ain’t givin’

Just plantin’ bait

Watchin’ chaos from behind the gate

Little kids think it’s somethin’ great

But I know that smell

Furry

Pink

Mean

Pre-Chorus

Chocolate lies and jellybean dreams

Ain’t as sweet as it all may seem

Got a rabbit runnin’ dirty dreams

On my lawn

Chorus

That rabbit hid ‘em in my yard

Painted eggs like it ain’t that hard

Now the kids dig holes

Now the kids tear grass

That fluffy outlaw better not come back

That rabbit think it’s all a game

Leavin’ clues but he ain’t leavin’ names

If I catch him creepin’ after dark

I’ma run that bunny out my yard

Bridge

Caught him once by the garden shed

Turned and smiled

Eyes all red

Said relax man

Said spreadin’ cheer

I said boy you ‘bout to disappear

Get out

Go on

Move

Chorus

That rabbit hid ‘em in my yard

Painted eggs like it ain’t that hard

Now the kids dig holes

Now the kids tear grass

That fluffy outlaw better not come back

That rabbit think it’s all a game

Leavin’ clues but he ain’t leavin’ names

If I catch him creepin’ after dark

I’ma run that bunny out my yard

Outro

Yeah man

You don’t find them eggs

They find you

Every spring he's back again

Every spring he's back again

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