Festive Your Momma Jokes (Christmas Album)

Intro

Choir in the driveway, she's dazzling the block

Dancing in snow boots, with sleigh bells on her socks

Ornaments for earrings, candy stuck in her hair

Neighbors all laughing, 'cause your momma's out there

Verse 1

Your momma's so frosty, she chills with the snowmen crew

She puts wreaths on the mailbox, and garland on you

Started a snowball fight with the carolers next door

Sings louder than Rudolph and jingles some more

Chorus

Your momma's so festive, she's trimming the tree in July

Decking the halls with fruitcake, waving candy canes high

She called Santa last night just to prank on the line

Said "You got the wrong sleigh, better double-check the signs!"

Post-Chorus

Fa la la la la, ho ho ho, oh my my

Verse 2

Your momma's so jolly, mistletoe in her hair

She wraps her presents in socks, then hides them under the chair

When carolers stop by, she tosses cookies outside

And rockets off the rooftop just to hitch a free ride

Pre-Chorus

Winter brings the laughter, she turns snowballs to pie

Phones up the North Pole, tells 'em "Elves, you can't lie!"

Chorus

Your momma's so festive, she's trimming the tree in July

Decking the halls with fruitcake, waving candy canes high

She called Santa last night just to prank on the line

Said "You got the wrong sleigh, better double-check the signs!"

Post-Chorus

Fa la la la la, ho ho ho, oh my my

Bridge

Your momma's so merry, she snow globes her phone

Sings to the eggnog like it's headlining a show

She put lights on her slippers, parades down the street

Spinning tinsel confetti on everyone she meets

Chant

Ring those bells, oh what a sight

Jokes and hugs, all through the night

Chorus

Your momma's so festive, she's trimming the tree in July

Decking the halls with fruitcake, waving candy canes high

She called Santa last night just to prank on the line

Said "You got the wrong sleigh, better double-check the signs!"

Drop

Fa la la, hey, hey!

Ho ho ho, all the way!