Allen Key Blues

Intro

Mm-hmm

Yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1

Twelve screws in my palm and a paper diagram

The wife says it's easy

Swedish words on a cardboard sheet

Mean nothing to me

Pre-Chorus

Turn it round

Turn it round again

This little wooden pin

Won't fit the hole I'm in

Chorus

Flat pack falling on my head

Flat pack falling on my head

I'm on the showroom floor and I don't know why

Flat pack falling on my head

Drop

Falling falling on my head

Falling falling on my head

Verse 2

Half a shelf and a lonely wrench

My brother's gone to get some chips

The allen key bends like a wish

And the whole thing slips

Pre-Chorus

Screw it in

Screw it in again

The chipboard starts to split

I'm losing all my wits

Chorus

Flat pack falling on my head

Flat pack falling on my head

I'm on the showroom floor and I don't know why

Flat pack falling on my head

Drop

Falling falling on my head

Falling falling on my head

Bridge

Mad for it mad for it

Give me one more chance

Mad for it mad for it

Let the little bolts dance

Chorus

Flat pack falling on my head

Flat pack falling on my head

I'm on the showroom floor and I don't know why

Flat pack falling on my head

Drop

Falling falling on my head

Falling falling on my head