Unblocking Week

Intro

(Testing testing)

Mm-hmm

(Is this thing on)

Right then

Verse 1

So my mate blocked me on Tuesday

Which is fine

Totally fine

I only noticed because I couldn't see his lunch

Forty-two pictures of soup

Gone

Just like that

And I thought about it for six whole days

Pre-Chorus

Then I did the maths

And I did the numbers

And the numbers said something strange

Chorus

It's unblocking week

Everybody back

It's unblocking week

Forgive and follow back

Petty little war

Fought with tiny thumbs

It's unblocking week

And nobody knows why

Verse 2

My cousin blocked my mother

Over a cake

A cake

That's it

And now we're at the wedding

Sitting four tables apart

Smiling like two assassins

Who forgot the reason

And the cake was fine by the way

Pre-Chorus

So we do the maths

We do the awkward maths

And the maths says let it slide

Chorus

It's unblocking week

Everybody back

It's unblocking week

Forgive and follow back

Petty little war

Fought with tiny thumbs

It's unblocking week

And nobody knows why

Bridge

I kept a list

A little list

Names and dates and reasons

Reasons I can't read

Because the handwriting is terrible

And the grudge was never worth the ink

Breakdown

(Deep breath)

In

Out

In

Out

Now unblock someone

Anyone

Go on

(Go on)

Chorus

It's unblocking week

Everybody back

It's unblocking week

Forgive and follow back

Petty little war

Fought with tiny thumbs

It's unblocking week

And nobody knows why

(Nobody knows why)

Outro

(That's it)

(That's the show)

(Thank you)

(Goodnight)