The King of Pins

Verse 1

Lace up

The leather is damp

I got the clown shoes

Size ten

Sticking to the rental floor

I look quite dashing

In this polyester shirt

Blue

It has another man's name

Gary

Gary was a larger fellow

Than me

Chorus

We are the kings of the lane

Moving like a heavy freight train

Ten pins down

Nobody can stop us now

Watch the spin

Jemaine

I think we might actually win

Yeah

We might actually win

Verse 2

My ball

Is marble green

A little bit oily

Gross

I dropped it on my toe

Ouch

That really hurt a lot

Bret

Give me a high five

Harder

Now my palm is stinging

Too

We are professional athletes

Mainly

Chorus

We are the kings of the lane

Moving like a heavy freight train

Ten pins down

Nobody can stop us now

Watch the spin

Jemaine

I think we might actually win

Yeah

We might actually win

Bridge

Look at the screen

The little cartoon man

He is doing a hula

Because I got a strike

And now the lights are flashing

It is cosmic time

Everything is purple

Even your teeth

Your teeth look very purple

In this specific light

Verse 3

Trophy

It is gold plastic

We beat the team

The Bulls

They looked very angry

Run

Grab the oversized check

Hurry

It is for twelve dollars

Twelve

We can buy a sandwich

Half

Chorus

We are the kings of the lane

Moving like a heavy freight train

Ten pins down

Nobody can stop us now

Watch the spin

Jemaine

I think we might actually win

Yeah

We might actually win

Post-Chorus

We won the cup

We won the cup

We won the cup

Check the scoreboard

Twelve dollars

Twelve dollars

Twelve dollars

Check the scoreboard

Outro

I need to return these shoes

I hope Gary doesn't mind

The sweat

Do you have a nickel for the locker

No

Okay

We will just walk home

In the rental shoes

Technically it is stealing

But we are champions

Champions don't care about the law

Usually