Narcissist

Verse 1

You're so kind

Yeah

You always remind me

Oh Praise your glory

How lucky we are to know you

Chorus

Oh, look at you go, walking on water!

The perfect example, the savior, the author!

The world was in darkness until you arrived

I really don't know how the planet survived

Aren't we lucky? Yeah, aren't we blessed?

To watch you be better than all of the rest.

Verse 2

You're so deep

Yeah

It makes me want to weep

Oh, share your wisdom

We're just commoners in your kingdom

Did you invent the air? Did you paint the sky?

Please tell us the secrets of how to be sly

Because nobody handles a mirror like you

No one believes their own fiction so true.

Chorus

Oh, look at you go, walking on water!

The perfect example, the savior, the author!

The world was in darkness until you arrived

I really don't know how the planet survived

Aren't we lucky? Yeah, aren't we blessed?

To watch you be better than all of the rest.

Verse 3

Oh wait, did somebody else get a turn to speak?

Quick, change the subject, your spotlight is looking weak!

Let's bring it right back to your favorite theme

The legend, the icon, the ultimate dream

You fake a little smile, pretend that you care

But you're just checking your reflection right there

A statue of gold with a hollow inside

Floating away on a river of pride.

Bridge

We should build you a shrine, we should throw you a gala

The master of nothing, the supreme high-and-mighty llama

Can I get an autograph? Can I get a prayer?

Or are you too busy just brushing your hair?

Three, two, one... clear the stage!

Chorus

Oh, look at you go, walking on water!

The perfect example, the savior, the author!

The world was in darkness until you arrived

I really don't know how the planet survived

Aren't we lucky? Yeah, aren't we blessed?

To watch you be better than all of the rest.

Outro

Truly magnificent.

An absolute masterpiece of a human being.

We are unworthy.

(Slow, sarcastic single-hand clap)

Amen.