Mischief in the Wierman House

Chorus

There's too many Wiermans, can't fit through the door

Roger and Marge kept adding more

Ben, Matt, Andy, Amy in the creek

Molly, Adam, Joe play hide and seek

Wiermans in the kitchen, Wiermans on the shed

If you hear laughter, they're under your bed

Post-Chorus

Too many, too many Wiermans here

Too many, too many Wiermans dear

Verse 2

Matt rode a goat down the old barn slide

Adam stacked apples three feet high

Amy tied ribbons to the rooster's tail

Joe and Molly made a flour hail

Pre-Chorus

Shoes on the fence post, mud on the walls

Grandpa just sighs every time he calls

Chorus

There's too many Wiermans, can't fit through the door

Roger and Marge kept adding more

Ben, Matt, Andy, Amy in the creek

Molly, Adam, Joe play hide and seek

Wiermans in the kitchen, Wiermans on the shed

If you hear laughter, they're under your bed

Post-Chorus

Too many, too many Wiermans here

Too many, too many Wiermans dear