Lazy

Verse 1

I'm as lazy as can be,

while the busy ghost is chasing me,

for I need to pay my bills,

but the hard work gives me chills.

I don't want to move my bones,

that's a job for "A.I." clones,

hurry up and bring them on,

make my chores forever gone.

Chorus

I'm as lazy as they come,

while there's always work to be done,

and I don't want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I'm trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Drop

Oh, Oh, I'm so lazy; it's wild and crazy

It's wild and crazy

Verse 2

I want to stay in bed all day,

watch the trees in the wind rock and sway,

again the ghost starts to haunt,

Still I want to do whatever I want.

Life brings chores and life brings work,

and I feel like a total jerk,

For being lazy “What a pain!”

for being myself and being vain.

Chorus

I’m as lazy as they come,

while there’s always work to be done,

and I don’t want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I’m trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Drop

Oh, Oh, I'm so lazy; it's wild and crazy

It's wild and crazy

Chorus

I’m as lazy as they come,

while there’s always work to be done,

and I don’t want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I’m trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Drop

Oh, Oh, I'm so lazy; it's wild and crazy

It's wild and crazy

Verse 3

My couch has got a dent,

shaped exactly like my lazy intent,

the cushions know my name,

and they call it out the same.

I made a to-do list,

then my hand got tired and missed,

the pen rolled off somewhere,

and honestly I didn't care.

Pre-Chorus

But the clock keeps ticking loud,

and the ghost is in the crowd,

so I stretch and yawn and sigh,

(Get up, get up)

fine, I'll give it one more try.

Chorus

I'm as lazy as they come,

while there's always work to be done,

and I don't want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I'm trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Post-Chorus

La la la, lazy day

La la la, I'm on my way

(On my way)

La la la, one more chore

La la la, then I'm snoring on the floor

Verse 4

I hired a robot helper,

but it just sat there on the shelf,

it looked at me and shrugged,

like "buddy, help yourself."

The vacuum hummed a tune,

and it swept me off my feet,

it cleaned the whole entire room,

while I took a little treat.

Pre-Chorus

And the ghost it starts to grin,

'cause it knows I'll never win,

but I lift my heavy shoe,

(One, two)

and I shuffle right on through.

Chorus

I'm as lazy as they come,

while there's always work to be done,

and I don't want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I'm trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Bridge

Somewhere deep inside my soul,

there's a tiny bit of goal,

it's small and it's shy,

but it waves as I walk by.

So I wave right back at it,

and I tell it "just a bit,"

and the ghost gives me a nod,

like "okay, you're not a fraud."

Chorus

I'm as lazy as they come,

while there's always work to be done,

and I don't want to move one inch,

but real life pulls that mental winch.

So I get up and move,

As if I'm trying to prove,

That laziness is an awful trait,

And that work should never have to wait.

Drop

Oh, Oh, I'm so lazy; it's wild and crazy

It's wild and crazy

Oh, Oh, I'm so lazy; it's wild and crazy

It's wild and crazy

Post-Chorus

La la la, lazy day

La la la, I'm on my way

(On my way)

La la la, one more chore

La la la, then I'm snoring on the floor

Outro

(Oh, oh)

I'm as lazy as they come

(Oh, oh)

Still there's always work to be done

(Oh, oh)

So I get up and I move

(Oh, oh)

Guess there's nothing left to prove

La la la, lazy day

La la la, I'm on my way

Goodnight