Mr. Needlemouse

Verse 1

We were sitting at the burger stand

Just trying to enjoy a double meal with cheese

When this cobalt blur comes blasting by the trash cans

Tripped over a poodle and dropped his shiny hoop

I tried to hand it back but he just rolled away

Told me he had some big fat doctor to find

He was moving way too fast to listen to logic

My fries are covered in dirt now thanks to him

Chorus

Oh Mr Needlemouse you really gotta stop

Legs are turning like a blender

Flying off the loop de loop

Can you even see the ground?

Running at the speed of sound

You are such a pointy blue guy

Always seeking out the jewelry

Searching for a golden ring

Why are you always in a hurry?

Verse 2

Now he is bouncing on some metal spring

Launched himself straight into the troposphere

Looked like a denim meteor with sneakers

The physics of his hair should be impossible

Does he use a whole gallon of pomade?

Is his belly really that round or is it fluff?

I bet he does not even have a driver license

Driving is for people who lack massive calves

Chorus

Oh Mr Needlemouse you really gotta stop

Legs are turning like a blender

Flying off the loop de loop

Can you even see the ground?

Running at the speed of sound

You are such a pointy blue guy

Always seeking out the jewelry

Searching for a golden ring

Why are you always in a hurry?

Verse 3

Sometimes I wonder what is in that head

Besides a burning need for sheer velocity

Eating chili dogs at the speed of sound

Must wreak absolute havoc on the digestion

He treats the whole planet like a jungle gym

Grinding on the rails like he owns the place

His little buddy has way too many appendages

Nature didn't intend for mammals to have propellers

Bridge

Look at him go now

Breaking the sound barrier while eating snacks

I tried to challenge him to a footrace once

But he finished the track before I could blink

It was insulting frankly

I put on my best sweatpants for nothing

Now he is turning gold and floating midair

That is definitely a major health code violation

Slow Down!

Chorus

Oh Mr Needlemouse you really gotta stop

Legs are turning like a blender

Flying off the loop de loop

Can you even see the ground?

Running at the speed of sound

You are such a pointy blue guy

Always seeking out the jewelry

Searching for a golden ring

Why are you always in a hurry?

Stop being so fast kid

You are making us all look slow

Seriously go take a nap or something