
WEIGHTED DICE by J-rad (Extended 2)
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- country
- folk
- spaghetti western
- a cappella
- song parody
- humorous
- male vocalist
- piano
Lyrics
Intro
(Deep vocal bass groove)
Ooh-whee
Ooh-whee-hee
Yodel-ay-hee-scat-bi-do
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted dice
Weighted dice
Verse 1
I look but I don't touch
Which shouldn't count for much
Yeah I drink far too much
The dirtiest sluts
I would never fuck
Pre-Chorus
And maybe one day I'll fix this mess
To save us both from this distress
And pull us out of this emptiness
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted dice
Weighted dice
Verse 2
Now your friend is at the door
She says she wants more
Than she got on the floor
One big threesome
Before you get lonesome
Pre-Chorus
Did you taste her on my face?
Leaving a messy trace
All over the place
I'm cruel
I'm a fool
I'm the rule
Bridge
J-Rad yodel-ay-ee
Flay-Ling wild and free
Skippity-bap-pow-whoa
Keep the lights down low
(Yodeling interlude with vocal trumpet sounds)
Chorus
Weighted dice in a crooked game
I tell the same lies with a different name
My zero self-control is a crying shame
Weighted
I swear I’m done, then I double back
Another bad habit I never lack
Pour it strong, let the night go black
Talk cheap, but I overact
Got a head full of smoke and doubt
Tryna be clean but I twist the route
Say I’m in, then I’m dipping out
Same old spin, just a different crowd
Pre-Chorus
And I keep saying I’ll change my ways
But I get lost in the same damn maze
Every promise just slowly decays
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
J-Rad in the mirror, but I don’t stay
Flay Ling takes over by the end of the day
Two bad habits that I can’t outrun
Same damn fuse but a different gun
Pour it up till I blur my name
Switch my face but I’m still the same
Flay Ling laughing in the pouring rain
J-Rad swearing he’ll quit the game
Pre-Chorus
Yeah I keep saying I’ll change my ways
J-Rad’s voice but it always fades
Flay Ling dancing in the mess I made
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
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