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Verse 1

Palpate

The parietal pleura

Inflammation in the interstitial space

Hyperkalemia

I forgot my lunch

Left ventricle

Mitral valve prolapse

Sepsis

Auscultate the apex

Third degree block

Tachycardia

Sweat

Chorus

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Verse 2

Stridor

The epigastric region

Bilateral rales and a rattling chest

Glomerular

Filtration rate

Ischemia

Cranial nerve seven

Facial palsy

Dermatomes and the distal phalanges

Occipital

Bone

Bruise

Chorus

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Verse 3

Atrophy

The anterior cruciate

Ligament tears in the synovial joint

Hemostasis

Clotting factors

Encephalopathy

The blood brain barrier

Fluid shift

Hypocalcemia and the humerus snap

Pancytopenia

Low

Cells

Bridge

Maybe I know it

Maybe I lost it

Maybe I need it

I studied the charts

I studied the labs

I studied the bones

Wash my hands

Wash my face

Wash

Verse 4

Gluconeogenesis

The Michaelis Menten constant

Enzymatic kinetics and the Gibbs free energy

Electrophoresis

Isoelectric point

Stoichiometry

The titration curve

Le Chatelier

The thin layer chromatography plate

Hydrophobic

Peptide

Bond

Outro

Adrenal medulla

The sympathetic surge

Alpha one

Beta two

Agonist

Antagonist

I can't feel my thumbs

Stop the clock

Check the pulse

Is it A

Is it B

Is it C

Is it D

None of the above

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