Ha Ha Hallelujah

spoken intro by a crowd of kids

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Lord Incorporated,

And to the free market, for which it stands, unregulated.

One nation under God’s LLC,

With liberty and justice - for a fee.

Verse 1

Jesus wants no immigrants so let's kick them out

Jesus wants no refugees so let's make them scream and shout

Jesus wants private prisons packed for profit’s sake

And Jesus wants the courts to let the rich peedo's escape

Jesus wants the wars to keep the stocks up high,

Jesus wants the truth to wither up and die

Jesus wants you to work three jobs and still go broke,

And Jesus wants the kids to duck-and-cover in gun smoke.

Pre-Chorus

It's the holy American Dream for the win,

Greed is a virtue, poverty is a sin.

Chorus

Blessed are the Billionaires, for they have the earth.

The sin is on you, for having nothing of worth.

Barely food on the table, no roof overhead,

But the Lord will save you, after you are dead

Post-Chorus

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Verse 2

Jesus wants a Go-FundMe for your surgery,

Jesus wants a mansion in a gated community.

Jesus wants your vote to cut the public schools,

And Jesus wants a nation run by corporate rules.

Jesus wants the coal plants to keep burning bright,

Jesus wants to bless the guns with all his holy might.

Jesus wants to turn the other cheek to the homeless plea,

And Jesus wants the corporations to be tax-free.

Pre-Chorus

It's the holy American Dream for the win,

Greed is a virtue, poverty a sin.

Chorus

Blessed are the Billionaires, for they have the earth.

The sin is on you, for having nothing of worth.

Barely food on the table, no roof overhead,

But the Lord will save you, after you are dead

Post-Chorus

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Bridge

They sell you salvation with a side of blame,

While the rich get richer playing heaven’s game.

So cheer the cops, trust the banker’s hand,

The rapture’s a stock split - And you’re not in the plan.

Chorus

Blessed are the Billionaires, for they have the earth.

The sin is on you, for having nothing of worth.

Barely food on the table, no roof overhead,

But the Lord will save you, after you are dead!

Outro

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!

Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah

He will save you after you're dead!