Toccame il Culo (Extended 1)

Verse 1

Meet Bradley, king of the massive bum,

So fat it needs its own postcode, chum!

He buffs dirty cars with one cheeky slide,

Polishes chrome till the owners all cry.

Chorus

Toccame il culo, yeah touch my bum!

It's huge, it's deadly, watch out where it comes!

Toccame il culo, feel the thunder clap,

I'm so sexy it hurts, mi fa male il cuore, slap!

Toccame il culo, don't be a fool,

Bradley's booty rules, you absolute tool!

Verse 2

Out with Claudia, romantic night wrecked,

Two muggers jumped them — big mistake, bet!

Bradley spun round and BOOFED them sky high,

Ass-blasted the bandits, what a goodbye!

Bridge

Che culo incredibile, Italians scream,

This dump truck derriere is a wet dream!

Chorus

Toccame il culo, yeah touch my bum!

It's huge, it's deadly, watch out where it comes!

Toccame il culo, feel the thunder clap,

I'm so sexy it hurts, mi fa male il cuore, slap!

Toccame

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Toccame il culo, yeah touch my bum!

It’s huge, it’s deadly, watch out where it comes!

Toccame il culo, feel the thunder clap,

I’m so sexy it hurts, mi fa male il cuore, slap!

Toccame il culo, don’t be a fool,

Bradley’s booty rules, you absolute tool!

Post-Chorus

Slap slap

Check that rear

Slap slap

No one here can compare

Ma che culo

Incredible

Toccame

Ma che culo

Outro

Better watch your step when he walks by

Biggest cheeks beneath the Tuscan sky

Mi fa male

Bradley!

Oh he’s coming for you

Toccame!

Arrivederci booty!

Fade out