Married To A Jihad

Verse 1

Legs

For days

I never looked at her passport

Blonde hair

But that bronze skin had me trapped

Lost

In her eyes

I forgot to ask for her hometown

She looked like a model from a magazine

Totally

Fine

Chorus

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

We went for the sun

But they brought out the gun

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

Post-Chorus

Yeah yeah yeah

She's a ten

Yeah yeah yeah

Watch out

Verse 2

Sand

In my shoes

The skyline started to crumble

Missiles

Flying overhead

I thought we were going to the beach

But the border

Was closed

My father-in-law has a heavy beard

He's handing me a rifle with a grin

Terrified

Man

Chorus

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

We went for the sun

But they brought out the gun

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

Post-Chorus

Yeah yeah yeah

Pick a side

Yeah yeah yeah

Oh no

Bridge

Uncle Sam is calling on the radio

Her brother is screaming in the street

I love her curves

I love my flag

I love her smile

I love my beer

Which one do I choose when the tanks roll in

Which one do I choose when the fire starts

Torn in two

In the heat

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Run

Hide

The embassy is burning down

Love

War

I should have checked her birth certificate

She's screaming

I'm shaking

The hottest girl I ever met

Is starting

A revolution

Help

Chorus

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

We went for the sun

But they brought out the gun

I didn't know I was married to a jihad

Outro

Do I stay for the girl

Or go for the stars and stripes

She's so hot

It's a heavy choice

Yeah

So hot

I'm staying

Maybe

I'm staying

Jihad jihad jihad

Yeah