We’re Kids Again

Prelude

Children laughing, toy bells ringing, arcade sounds

Cart wheels squeaking as grown-ups come running

Upbeat guitars kick in

Verse 1

The doors swing open and the grown-ups charge

One man grabs a Nerf gun and starts shooting at large

A lady rides a scooter yelling, “Clear the way!”

The manager shouts, “Ma’am, that’s not a display!”

Pre-Chorus

We forgot our age when we walked inside

There’s a kid in every heart we hide

Chorus

We’re kids again at Toys “R” Us tonight

Playing with everything in sight

No bills, no rules, no reason to behave

Just toys and laughter like the kids we crave

We’re never growing up, we’re kids again

Post-Chorus

Push that button, make that robot dance

Hide in the ball pit—we’ve still got a chance

Verse 2

Uncle Dave is racing two Hot Wheels down the aisle

He bumps into a shelf and blames it with a smile

Grandma steals a lightsaber and starts a duel

Then Dad commandeers a ride-on car like a fool

Pre-Chorus

The years disappear beneath neon lights

We’re chasing childhood through the night

Chorus

We’re kids again at Toys “R” Us tonight

Playing with everything in sight

No bills, no rules, no reason to behave

Just toys and laughter like the kids we crave

We’re never growing up, we’re kids again

Post-Chorus

Make it louder, let the whole store know

Somebody’s racing a dinosaur—GO, GO, GO!

Bridge

The world can wait outside the door

We’re having a pillow fight by aisle four

The boss called twice—we let the phone ring

We’re busy teaching a teddy bear how to sing

Verse 3

A businessman builds a LEGO castle six feet tall

Then refuses to share it with anybody at all

A soccer mom, (A.J. Styles) steals the last giant stuffed bear

And says, “I saw it first!” while running downstairs

Pre-Chorus

Tomorrow we’ll face the grown-up world

But tonight we’re letting our wild side unfurl

Chorus

We’re kids again at Toys “R” Us tonight

Playing with everything in sight

No bills, no rules, no reason to behave

Just toys and laughter like the kids we crave

We’re never growing up, we’re kids again

Post-Chorus

One more toy before we finally leave

And somebody please hide the receipt!

Pre-Chorus

Children laughing as the toy aisles fade

“Who parked the Power Wheels by the lemonade?”

The doors close softly—but the kid stays awake

Guitar-solo

Chorus

We’re kids again at Toys “R” Us tonight

Playing with everything in sight

No bills, no rules, no reason to behave

Just toys and laughter like the kids we crave

We’re never growing up, we’re kids again

Outro

Push that button, make that robot dance

And somebody please hide the receipt!

Children laughing as the toy aisles fade

“Who parked the Power Wheels by the lemonade?”

The doors close softly—but the kid stays awake