Wah Ha Ha Over Baghdad

Verse 1

Two brothers in a purple haze

Loading up with mold and grain

Baghdad walls are crumbling down

Hear the siege bells in the town

Pre-Chorus

Wario laughs with a garlic grin

Waluigi's long limbs stretchin' thin

They ain't here for war or peace

Just to watch the chaos increase

Chorus

Booty crumbs across the sky

Past the Tigris they will fly

From the catapult they rain

Down upon the dusty plain

Booty crumbs across the sky

Wario and Waluigi high

Drop

Crumbs

Crumbs

Crumbs

Crumbs

Verse 2

Got a bag of rations stale

Moldy bread and broken ale

Loading up the trebuchet

Let 'em fly without delay

Pre-Chorus

Mongol hordes don't understand

Why these crumbs are gettin' launched

Giant bits of hardened cheese

Flyin' through the eastern breeze

Chorus

Booty crumbs across the sky

Past the Tigris they will fly

From the catapult they rain

Down upon the dusty plain

Booty crumbs across the sky

Wario and Waluigi high

Drop

Crumbs

Crumbs

Crumbs

Crumbs

Bridge

Wah ha ha and wah ha ha

History's strangest bizarre

Hailin' down from yellow gloves

What the hell is this made of

Chorus

Booty crumbs across the sky

Past the Tigris they will fly

From the catapult they rain

Down upon the dusty plain

Booty crumbs across the sky

Wario and Waluigi high