Caeser's Daughter

Intro

Yeah

Haha

They said bring the Roman energy

Check it

Verse 1

Caesar in the villa, got a daughter on the low

Bastard princess, but he love her so, that's fo' sho'

Spoil her rotten, yeah that girl don't know the word "no"

She walk around the palace like she run the whole show

Counts and senators pull up, knights with the cape and sword

Tryna get a ring, but she ain't givin' 'em the word

She look 'em up and down, hit 'em with a sneer

Tell 'em kick rocks, get on outta here

Pre-Chorus

"This one look too young, that one way too old

This one got a beard patch, that one's gettin' told

This one got a funny walk, that one talks too slow"

Caesar in the corner like "Girl, you gotta let it go"

Chorus

O imperador de Roma

Tem uma filha bastarda

A quem tanto quer e tanto

Que a traz mui mal criada

Pedem-lh'a condes, senhores

Homens de capa e d'espada

Ella isenta e desdenhosa

A todos lhes punha tacha

Verse 2

She said "That knight breath smell like old cheese"

"He ain't got no horses, he just got some donkeys, please"

"Senator breathin' heavy, I think he got a lung disease"

"Duke from the north side? Nah, I don't speak Japanese"

Caesar sighin', pourin' wine, shakin' his head

"Girl I raised a monster, that's what I get instead"

She like "Daddy, I ain't settlin', I need a real man"

"Somebody who can rock a toga, understand the whole plan"

Pre-Chorus

"This one too clingy, that one playin' games

This one talkin' politics, I don't know his name

That one smell like cabbage, this one smell like rain"

Caesar rub his temples, feelin' all the pain

Chorus

O imperador de Roma

Tem uma filha bastarda

A quem tanto quer e tanto

Que a traz mui mal criada

Pedem-lh'a condes, senhores

Homens de capa e d'espada

Ella isenta e desdenhosa

A todos lhes punha tacha

Bridge

He said "Um é criança, outro é velho

Este que não tinha barba"

She said "Daddy that's the tea, that's the whole saga"

He said "Inda hasde ser castigada

De algum villão de porqueiro

Te espero namorada"

She said "Wait, what? A pig farmer?"

"NOOOO"

Drop

Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun

Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun

She gon' end up with a pig man

She gon' end up with a pig man

Pig man, pig man

Oink-oink, that's her man now

Verse 3

Six months later, there she is, out in the mud

Married to a swineherd, covered head to toe in crud

Caesar laughin' from the villa, pourin' out some wine

"Told you that you'd end up with a villain, and he's swine"

She said "Daddy, you was right, I was way too picky"

"He ain't got no cape but his heart is kinda icky"

"But you know what? He got land, he got pigs, he got hay"

"And I love him in a weird, ironic way"

Chorus

O imperador de Roma

Tem uma filha bastarda

A quem tanto quer e tanto

Que a traz mui mal criada

Pedem-lh'a condes, senhores

Homens de capa e d'espada

Ella isenta e desdenhosa

A todos lhes punha tacha

Outro

Yeah

That's how it go

Don't be picky, folks

Or you end up with a pig farmer

Oink-oink

Yeah