Captain Zoran

Start

Shouting

I am Captain Zoran!

Welcome to my ship.

Verse 1

I strut through the stars in my tailor-made suit,

My ship hums smooth, my boots? Patent astrolute.

Gravity bends just to get in my path,

I pilot with charm and a sensual wrath.

Romance on the moon, danger on Mars,

I drink photon spritzers in asteroid bars.

I once waltzed through a wormhole mid-battle cry –

The worm asked for a selfie as I passed by.

Chorus

I'm living fast in a sublight swing,

Every glance a promise, every beep a fling.

Made the Kessel Run stop and watch me pass,

Left the Enterprise crew in stunned first-class.

I don't need luck – luck salutes me,

The ladies queue up from A to Z.

Verse 2

Whispered with Leeloo in a cosmic suite,

Had dinner on Arrakis – spiced, not sweet.

Played poker with Spock, he folded in awe,

A queen on each arm, and not a single flaw.

My ship doesn't just warp – it seduces the void,

Every mission classified, every kiss enjoyed.

My co-pilot sighs, the enemies fall,

They say "Engage!" – I say, "Already did, doll."

Bridge – Spoken in full overconfident purr

"There are captains... and then there are

Legends who make a black hole blush.

I don't navigate the stars. I lead them."

Chorus

I'm blazing trails in a hyperspace haze,

My reflection winked at me for days.

Made a Sith Lord giggle, calmed a Borg queen's rage,

My life's so bold it skipped the next page.

So buckle up tight, there's no looking back –

I fly first class... and I am the snack.

Outro – softly, spoken

They say space is cold.

Not when I'm in it.