The Barovian Pie Blues

Drop

Party split

Left behind

Party split

Left behind

Verse 1

Organ keys

Heavy

He’s sitting there

Strahd is brooding

Deep in red wine

Silk on a stone throne

Loneliness is his brand

I saw him

I heard him

I felt him

He sighs

My taxes are too high

My castle is too damp

Chorus

Don't eat the pie

Never trust the granny

Don't eat the pie

Run away from the nanny

Ireena is a ten

Strahd is just a three

Rahadin is roasting you

While you climb a tree

Welcome to Barovia

Where the sun never stays

Welcome to Barovia

In a fog-covered haze

Post-Chorus

Hey hey hey

Wolf bite

Hey hey hey

Wolf bite

Verse 2

Rain

More rain

Wet boots and leather

Is it Tuesday

Is it May

Who cares anyway

The Rogue wants to go left

The Paladin goes right

They split up

They messed up

They died up

A total TPK

Because someone wanted loot

In a cursed hollow root

Chorus

Don't eat the pie

Never trust the granny

Don't eat the pie

Run away from the nanny

Ireena is a ten

Strahd is just a three

Rahadin is roasting you

While you climb a tree

Welcome to Barovia

Where the sun never stays

Welcome to Barovia

In a fog-covered haze

Drop

Party split

Left behind

Party split

Left behind

Bridge

Vampire mind games

Look into his eyes

Vampire mind games

Believe all his lies

He’s handsome

He’s hollow

He’s here

He’s there

He’s everywhere

Except the sunlight

Verse 3

Adopted orphans

Sixteen kids in a wagon

Trauma

Pure trauma

Deep trauma

We found a dog

We found a goat

The cart is full

The party is broke

But the weather

The weather is the worst

Strahd isn't the problem

The humidity is the curse

Chorus

Don't eat the pie

Never trust the granny

Don't eat the pie

Run away from the nanny

Ireena is a ten

Strahd is just a three

Rahadin is roasting you

While you climb a tree

Welcome to Barovia

Where the sun never stays

Welcome to Barovia

In a fog-covered haze

Drop

Left behind

Party split

Left behind

Party split

Party split

Party split

Done for tonight