500% Duck

If a woodchuck can chuck 35 trees worth of wood

Hmm, how many ducks could a duck just, just duck

If that but a duck

Ain't no, uh

Chorus

How many f-cks could a f-ck

Duck give if a f-ck duck

Gave any f-cks?

F-ck a duck, just my luck

F-ckity f-ck, shut the f-ck up

Verse 1

Uh, I'ma need a minute with my pen and pad

I just got a big idea, yeah, I'm so glad

I'ma need a lot of f-cks to make it all fit

I should probably start a count, yeah, it's all in this

Verse 2

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23

24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30

Verse 3

F-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck

F-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck

Yeah, I'ma have to take a sip, water break

Then I'ma jump right back, uh, back in the hoop

Verse 4

31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40

41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60

F-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck

F-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck

F-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck

Chorus

How many f-cks could a f-ck

Duck give if a f-ck duck

Gave any f-cks?

F-ck a duck, just my luck

F-ckity f-ck, shut the f-ck up

Verse 5

61 to 100, I just got this rhyme scheme

I'ma write it out, then I'ma take a deep breath

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70

71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80

81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90

91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100