1 Star on the Google Map

**(Verse 1)**

According to National Treasure, there's supposed to be

A ton of treasure underneath the church for me to see

I couldn't find a single coin, I looked around with care

Movies are always real, I know it's under there

Someone give a hint, I must not be looking hard enough

Searching for that gold was really physically tough!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Verse 2)**

Worship was not great and I just got bored quick

The sermon, monotone and screamy, made me sick

The worship leader looked like he just finished mowing grass

Honestly one of the worst experiences to class

Boring, sloppy, uninspired, totally routine

The paninis were terrible, worst food I've ever seen!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Verse 3)**

Loved the entire service, baptism, and the rest

My family will be back because we thought it was the best

I'm giving it ONE STAR because the parking was a pain

They sang in every single language except for English plain!

No brochure, no holy welcome, turned out in the street

I felt like I was turned out of a nightclub on the beat!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Verse 4)**

Candles were lit for sixty-five seconds on the dot

God is completely void here, it's a meat market spot

LOL the bells are annoying, old ladies gossip too

The bingo guy says "niner" on every number through

They toot their train whistles every time they get a twenty-two

One star out of five is the review I leave for you!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Verse 5)**

Turned away at the door for a private event

No holy welcome, just a night out misspent

The pastor shoves people down when praying for the crowd

Gets mad when they brace and stand up tall and proud

He says they won't submit to the Spirit's power and grace

When they're really just making him look silly in the place!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Verse 6)**

Hard wooden benches and no table drink order

One guy droned for hours, pushing rules across the border

It's a soulless hipster space, feeling fake and misguided

Ruining the classic look where history resided

Many of the names on the old tombstones faded

One-star review from a visitor who's jaded!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!

**(Chorus)**

One star rating on the Google map

Leaving bad feedback for the whole congregation gap

These're real typed words from disappointed minds

One star review was the best that they could find!