Lazy Day

Intro

Yeah...

I ain't savin' the world today.

I ain't solvin' no problems.

I'm just chillin'.

Let's go...

Verse 1

I woke up at noon, didn't make my bed

Pillow on the floor, pillow on my head

Coffee in a mug that says "World's Okayest Dad"

Spilled it on my shirt, now the shirt's a little sad

I got a to-do list longer than a CVS receipt

But I looked at it once and then I went back to sleep

I got dishes in the sink, I got laundry on the chair

I got a gym membership I forgot was even there

My phone's at four percent, I ain't chargin' it today

My emails are pilin' up, I'll delete 'em all, okay?

I got snacks in the pantry, I got shows in the queue

I got absolutely nothin' that I'm plannin' to do

I'm a professional napper, a certified chiller

A "maybe tomorrow" type of dedicated killer

Of time, of plans, of productivity's ghost

I'm the guy who shows up late and then he brags about it most

Verse 2 -

I got a gym bag in the trunk that's been there since '19

I got a gym membership that's a monument to "could've been"

I got a guitar in the corner that I swore I'd learn to play

That was seven years ago, and it's still in the same place

I got a stack of self-help books that I ain't never read

I got a vision board from January that's hangin' by a thread

I got a "five-year plan" that lasted 'bout five minutes

I got a million-dollar dream and a two-dollar limit

I'm the king of "I'll do it later," the prince of "after this"

The duke of "one more episode," the earl of "just a bit"

I'm the master of procrastination, the sensei of delay

The professor of "tomorrow's gonna be a better day"

I got goals that I ain't touched, I got dreams that I ain't chased

I got a whole lot of talent and a whole lot of waste

But I'm happy, I'm content, I'm at peace with my pace

'Cause the rat race is a death trap, and I ain't tryna race

Verse 3

They say "Hustle culture," "Grind never stops"

I say "Nap culture," "My couch is the spot"

They say "Rise and grind," I say "Rest and chill"

They say "Never sleep," I say "Always will"

They say "Be productive," I say "Be at peace"

They say "Make that money," I say "Make that sleep"

'Cause I been on that grind, I been on that chase

And I found out that happiness ain't a rat race

It's a slow walk, a deep breath, a long nap, a good meal

A "do what you love" and a "rest when you feel"

So call me lazy, call me slow, call me whatever you want

I'll be over here chillin' while you stress and you haunt

Yourself with the "should've," the "could've," the "need to"

I'll be over here laughin' with my feet up, easy

Outro -

So yeah.

I ain't doin' nothin' today.

And I ain't sorry about it.

Nap time