Mono And His Cow

instrumental intro

verse 1

A lonely peasant travels the land.

A simple journey he hasn't planned.

His trustee cow by his side.

Unaware of what's about to arise!

verse 2

From the north.

The Warlord rides.

His soldiers march.

With hate in their eyes!

verse 3

The evil queen is not too far behind.

The man notices!

That's the bitch that ruined his life!

pre-chorus

His blood boils!

His heart is racing!

He mounts his cow and off they go!

chorus

Into battle they ride!

Mooo-vin' through the horde.

With sword held high!

Moe no and his cow will send them straight to Hell!

guitar solo

chorus

Into battle they ride!

Mooo-vin' through the horde.

With sword held high!

Moe no and his cow will send them straight to Hell!

verse 4

Covered in blood!

Drenched in sweat!

Moe no and his cow inflicting punishment!

Soldiers fall at his feet.

The Warlord and Queen!

Mooo-vin' to the sound of defeat!

chorus

Into battle they ride!

Mooo-vin' through the horde.

With sword held high!

Moe no and his cow will send them straight to Hell!

(straight to FUCKIN' Hell!!!)

guitar solo

chorus

Into battle they ride!

Movin' through the horde.

With sword held high!

Moe no and his cow will send them straight to Hell!

outro

Continuing on their journey.

Covered in blood and drenched in sweat!

Where they end up next, is anyone's guess.