Lyrics
[verse 1] The day the trolls visited — oh, what a scene.
We were laughing and mixing, the vibe was extreme.
Tracks spinning wildly, our banter on blast,
sunshine in pixels, the good times held fast. ------ [verse2] Then one slithered in with a lizard‑like eyes,
spouting Bible‑verse thunder and lies
Spamming like hell, warning of hell
All of us wishing he'd go there as well...
------- [chorus] ------- Use respect and watch what you speak
Keeping up with us is not for the meek
Mind your manners, stop all the spam
You can leave now don't let the door slam
-------- -------- [verse 2] Dot tried to warn them she tried to remind;
them not to be stupid, or a baboon's behind
but they swarmed like hornets with nothing to do,
and somehow the trolls got Dot blocked too.
-------------- [bridge] But heroes were watching — incensed by the play
made by rank school boys, WHO'D NEVER HAD A LAY
An email shot out with a whoosh and a ding,
soon Dot was restored by a prayer and a wing
[outro] Now all of the schoolboys had been banned or blocked
All of the radio room doors now closed and locked
And the joy of the moment, the thrill of the fight
Sealed them forever on that perilous night
[softer, spoken] Rock on Sonauto radioheads
This is your sanctuary, lay down your creds