Walking Disaster

Verse 1

Woke up late on a Tuesday

My alarm clock had a grudge

Stubbed my toe on the dresser

Spilled my cereal on the rug

Mom yelled from the kitchen

Said the dog ate my homework again

I said that dog's a genius

She said boy you're grounded then

Pre-Chorus

I got no luck and no excuses

Every plan I make it falls apart

But I keep laughing through the bruises

Cause I got heart I got heart

Chorus

I'm a walking disaster

But I'm doing just fine

I'm a walking disaster

Losing track of the time

Every day's a new catastrophe

And honestly it's kinda funny to me

I'm a walking disaster

Yeah that's alright with me

Post-Chorus

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Crash and burn and laugh it off

Na na na na na

Verse 2

Tried to ask a girl to prom

Tripped right over my own feet

She said are you okay there

I said hey you look real neat

My best friend filmed the whole thing

Posted it for all to see

Now the whole school knows my face

As the guy who eats concrete

Pre-Chorus

I got no luck and no excuses

Every plan I make it falls apart

But I keep laughing through the bruises

Cause I got heart I got heart

Chorus

I'm a walking disaster

But I'm doing just fine

I'm a walking disaster

Losing track of the time

Every day's a new catastrophe

And honestly it's kinda funny to me

I'm a walking disaster

Yeah that's alright with me

Bridge

Maybe someday I'll get it together

Maybe someday I'll learn how to drive

Maybe someday I'll stop being awkward

But probably not while I'm alive

Chorus

I'm a walking disaster

But I'm doing just fine

I'm a walking disaster

Losing track of the time

Every day's a new catastrophe

And honestly it's kinda funny to me

I'm a walking disaster

Yeah that's alright with me

Post-Chorus

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Crash and burn and laugh it off

Na na na na na

Yeah that's alright with me