🛸 The Greenest B-Boy

[Verse] Yo, I teleported in from my spaceship near the moon

Walked into your coffee shop one sunny afternoon

They grabbed their coats and ran without a doubt

[Verse] I tried to get a table at a restaurant so fine

The waiter took one look at me and said bro get back in line

I showed him my intergalactic space green card

He threw me in the street and it hit me so hard

[Chorus] It's not easy being green

Nobody knows what I mean

They point and stare and laugh at me

I came 47 light years just to party, can't they see?

It's not easy being green

[Verse] I knocked on every door and said yo can I stay?

They called the local paper and that shit hit the press next day

ALIEN FREAK they called me and they laughed for half a week

I cried myself to sleep — that shit was deep

[Bridge] But then one night I heard a DJ throw it down

Burning up the biggest soundsystem in town

I walked in green and proud and tall

And dropped it — boom — I gave my all

[Chorus] It's not easy being green

Nobody knows what I mean

They point and stare and laugh at me

I came 47 light years just to party, can't they see?

It's not easy being green

[Drop] And then they saw me move

And then they felt my groove

The greenest b-boy they had ever seen

Was breakdancing on the scene

Word to your mother

[Chorus] It IS easy being green

Now everybody knows what I mean

They point and stare but now they dance

The whole damn planet gave this Martian one more chance

It's SO easy being green

[Outro] Yeah

The coolest green you've ever seen

[Spoken] This music was created by DiscoPrincess — Royalty of the Night