WARP FACTOR: FUNK

Intro

Space

A frontier

Where the groove goes

Far beyond

I lead the crew

Searching out new beats

Finding funk on every moon

Boldly going where the music hits

Mr. Sulu

Engage

instrumental

Verse 1

Transporter lock

Sensory overload

Starship shuddering

My tight gold tunic

Stretches with the sheer power

The magnetic power

Of this primal intergalactic swing

Logic is for Vulcans

Action

Is for the captain

Pre-Chorus 1

Phasers on stun

Hips on kill

Spinning in zero G

Spock

Check the readings

The funk levels

Are critical

Chorus

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Captain is the star tonight

Across the galaxy

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Beaming up the vibe for me

I am the ship

I am the captain

Follow my lead

Swing

You must swing

Into the nebula

Verse 2

Spock says it is illogical

The way I slide

My boots on this bridge

But Bones

He knows

My heart is a warp core

Hot

Vibrant

Expanding across the star chart

Ready to burst with joy

Pre-Chorus 2

The G-force

Pulling my soul

Uhura

Open a channel

Frequency: Disco

The whole galaxy is invited

To this interstellar cosmic boogie

Set phasers on stun

Chorus

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Captain is the star tonight

Across the galaxy

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Beaming up the vibe for me

I am the ship

I am the captain

Follow my lead

Swing

You must swing

Into the nebula

Bridge

Scotty’s yelling ‘she cannot hold this groove’

I say “Relax, let the engines move”

Lower those shields

Jump forward

Kick high

Spin fast

Take the hand of an alien friend

Move like a shuttle craft

Back slide

Right foot down

Hip thrust

Elbow up

Check the warp drive

Stay on target

Keep moving

Jump back

Arms wide

No neutral zone

Maximum power

Final check

Five

Four

Three

Two

Four to the floor

Yeah

That's how they do it on Omega IV

Chorus

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Captain is the star tonight

Across

Across the galaxy

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Beaming up the vibe for me

I am the ship

I am the captain

Follow my lead

Swing

You must swing

Into the nebula

verse 3

Oh those Orion girls

Green and shimmering

They know the score

The Klingon fleet watching from afar

Silent

Unmoving

Trying to understand

They wish they could move like this

Like this legend on the floor

This commander of motion

This problem they cannot solve

I am Kirk

I am rhythm

The mission is pure soul

No resistance

pre-chorus 3

Mr. Chekov engage the strobe

Route power to the dance floor

There is no choice but to drop the shields

and get down

lets boogie!

Guitar solo

Chorus

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Captain is the star tonight

Across the galaxy

Warp factor

Warp factor funk

Beaming up the vibe for me

I am the ship

I am the captain

Follow my lead

Swing

You must swing

Into the nebula

Into the nebula we go