Profile of a Problem

Verse 1

Had a teacher named Mametja

Always sniffin' round the corner

Big nose like a radar dish

Picks up gossip in the morning

Smell the marker from her desk

Before she even hits the door

Claims she grades my papers fair

But I swear she wants some more

Pre-Chorus

Every time she turns around

That profile takes up half the town

Half the town

Half the town

Chorus

Mametja with the giant nose

You can spot her from a mile away

Mametja with the giant nose

Blockin' out the sun at noon today

Post-Chorus

Big nose big nose

Big nose big nose

Verse 2

She can smell a late assignment

From three classrooms down the hall

Says she sees me copy answers

But she's staring at the wall

I'm not sayin' she's a bad guy

Just her shadow gets here first

When she sneezes in the hallway

Kids for miles go lost and cursed

Pre-Chorus

Every time she turns around

That profile takes up half the town

Half the town

Half the town

Chorus

Mametja with the giant nose

You can spot her from a mile away

Mametja with the giant nose

Blockin' out the sun at noon today

Bridge

Gave her a detention slip

Said she took up too much space

Called her principal on speed dial

From the far side of her face

Chorus

Mametja with the giant nose

You can spot her from a mile away

Mametja with the giant nose

Blockin' out the sun at noon today

Post-Chorus

Big nose big nose

Big nose big nose