I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Intro

Who's creeping?

Tell me, who's creeping?

Who's creeping on me?

Verse 1

I'm just a twisted freak with a fucked-up life

My cock points sideways, balls on my back, extra holes at night

All I want is to be left alone in my family zone

But I'm stuck in the back room where the ghosts won't leave me alone, and

Chorus

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Jerking while I'm stroking (Oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Tell me, is it in my head?

Verse 2

When I come home at night

I lock the door real tight

Neighbors call me on the phone, I'm trying to hide my meat

But can that glowing ghost see me beating in my seat?

When I'm in the shower, I'm scared to wash my ass

'Cause I might open my eyes and find that perv floating there

People say I'm crazy, just a little touched

But my furniture's on the ceiling and my spandex is too much, that's why

Chorus

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Slapping while I'm leaking (Oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Who's playing tricks on my dick?

Instrumental Break

Verse 3

(Who's watching me?) I don't know anymore

Is Anus Jeff watching me? (Who's watching?)

Is the ghost licking my balls? (Tell me, who's watching?)

And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess

I wonder who's watching me cum (Who?), that spectral perv?

Chorus

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

While I'm humping air (Oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Tell me, is it in my head?

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me (Hee-hee-hee)

Rubbing while I'm throbbing (Oh-oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Who's playing tricks on my meat? (Who's watching?)

Bridge

Oh-oh-oh

(Who's watching me?)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Freaky deaky bright red world

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

(Who's watching me?)

Spandex choking my nuts, Rubik's cube on my sack

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

(Who's watching me?)

Final Chorus

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Furniture on the ceiling (Oh-oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

I can't enjoy my wank (Who's watching me?)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Can I have my privacy? (Oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Who's creeping on me? (Who's watching me?)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Hee-hee, oh-oh-oh-oh

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Stop haunting my asshole, yeah (Who's watching me?)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

Why won't they leave me be? (Oh-oh-oh)

I always feel like some dirty ghost is watching me

I can't bust my nut in peace (Who's watching me?)