What Is This

Verse 1

What is this on my doorstep

Feathers flapping in the wind

Big brown box and a postcard

Written by a feather pen

What is this in my cereal

Singing like a tiny choir

Spaghetti in my pocket

And a banjo on the wire

Pre-Chorus

I never asked for none of this

I never signed no dotted line

But it's knocking at my window now

And it's taking up my time

Chorus

HUH what is this

Somebody tell me what is this

HUH what is this

It's wiggling and it's winking

HUH what is this

I think it's trying to kiss me

HUH what is this

(What is this what is this)

Drop

Boom boom ba-da-boom

Boom boom ba-da-boom

Wha-wha-what is this

Boom boom ba-da-boom

Verse 2

Now it's wearing my pajamas

Dancing on the kitchen floor

Tamborzão in the basement

Never heard that sound before

It's got glowing purple eyeballs

And it's humming my own song

I asked it where it came from

It just laughed and sang along

Pre-Chorus

I never asked for none of this

I never signed no dotted line

But it's knocking at my window now

And it's taking up my time

Chorus

HUH what is this

Somebody tell me what is this

HUH what is this

It's wiggling and it's winking

HUH what is this

I think it's trying to kiss me

HUH what is this

(What is this what is this)

Bridge

Maybe it's a dream

Maybe it's a prank

Maybe it's a creature

From another bank

Maybe it's a message

Maybe it's a test

Maybe I should pet it

And find out what is best

Chorus

HUH what is this

Somebody tell me what is this

HUH what is this

It's wiggling and it's winking

HUH what is this

I think it's trying to kiss me

HUH what is this

(What is this what is this)