Dollar-Store Joke

Chorus

Call me Carlos Menstealia

The silliest clown in the whole arena

White people love my dollar-store joke

One honk from the nose and the whole crowd choked

Post-Chorus

Honk honk (honk honk)

Hoot hoot (hoot hoot)

Big red shoes floppin' all over the booth

Verse 1

Got a sweater vest and a squeaky wheel

And a balloon I can barely make squeal

They hand me a mic and a folding chair

And I fumble the joke til my face goes bare

Chorus

Call me Carlos Menstealia

The silliest clown in the whole arena

White people love my dollar-store joke

One honk from the nose and the whole crowd choked

Post-Chorus

Honk honk (honk honk)

Hoot hoot (hoot hoot)

Big red shoes floppin' all over the booth

Verse 2

Mr Rogan's laugh is a four-alarm train

Twenty odd seconds and gone again

I trip on the rug and I spill all the tea

And they still wanna book little clownish me

Chorus

Call me Carlos Menstealia

The silliest clown in the whole arena

White people love my dollar-store joke

One honk from the nose and the whole crowd choked

Post-Chorus

Honk honk (honk honk)

Hoot hoot (hoot hoot)

Big red shoes floppin' all over the booth