Café Guh

Verse 1

Soggy ceiling tiles dripping black

Bowl of sludge sitting on my lap

Steam is rising thick and green

Worst damn lunch I ever seen

Cafe Guh is open late

Rotten deals upon the plate

Hungry people lining down the hall

Trying not to gag against the wall

Pre-Chorus

Pot is bubbling slow

Stomach starts to growl

Heaven help us all

Chorus

Stir it up with a rusty spoon

Stir it up in the afternoon

Muddy beans and the bitter brew

Tasting just like a pile of poo

Bitter brew

Tasting like poo

Verse 2

Hesh is leaning in the corner seat

Munching down on the brownest meat

Watching every note I play tonight

Checking out the plate within his sight

Sipping on that cup of filth

Feeding on the flavor of the tilt

Dirty apron on the server man

Cooking up the best disaster he can

Pre-Chorus

Vapors in the air

Swirling in the light

Taking such a bite

Chorus

Stir it up with a rusty spoon

Stir it up in the afternoon

Muddy beans and the bitter brew

Tasting just like a pile of poo

Bitter brew

Tasting like poo

Bridge

Chew it twice

Keep it down

Turn the smile into a frown

Wash it back with the charcoal water

Poor man's breakfast for your daughter

Yeah

It tastes like nothing good

Chorus

Stir it up with a rusty spoon

Stir it up in the afternoon

Muddy beans and the bitter brew

Tasting just like a pile of poo

Bitter brew

Tasting like poo

Post-Chorus

Oh yeah

Drink it down

Tasting like poo

Stir it up

Bitter brew