Lyrics
Verse 1
Well let me tell you all a story 'bout a flower in the dark
She ain't a rose and she ain't a daisy and she ain't no garden lark
She's an orchid manti-ssss with a disco ball heart
And tonight she's gonna start the show and play her favorite part
She's got petals like a spotlight and a body built for glide
Wears a tiny little headset with a microphone inside
Got a ukulele strummin' through a vocoder machine
Soundin' like a robot flower spittin' vaporwave dreams
Pre-Chorus
Now along comes a fella in a business suit
Eatin' berries off a bush with his happy-go-lucky root
He ain't got a clue what's glimmerin' in the leaves
She's a carnivorous sweetheart fixin' to deceive
Chorus
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis doin' the twist
Shakin' every petal to the vaporwave synth
She's wavin' those arms like a floral marquee
Tellin' that mister, "Come on over here with me"
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis what a show
Hummin' through the talkbox singing, "Hello hello"
He's thinkin' romance and she's thinkin' buffet
Oh that wild disco orchid got her menu today
Verse 2
Well the fella tilts his antenna like a question mark in space
Watchin' all those moves and those little robot vocal phrases
She's wobblin' on a leaf in the neon purple rain
Doin' the funky chicken with a talkbox refrain
She sang "Sweet thing come a little closer" through that robotic throat
And the dumb bug stepped right forward thinkin' that was his vote
She's thinkin' about a special sauce and a candlelight scene
He's thinkin' "What a lovely flower and her legs are so green"
Pre-Chorus
Now the disco ball is spinnin' and the bassline kinda thumps
He's steppin' to the rhythm with his six little bumps
She's got her arms all ready in a praying kind of pose
And that poor ol' fellow never knew just where the story goes
Chorus
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis doin' the twist
Shakin' every petal to the vaporwave synth
She's wavin' those arms like a floral marquee
Tellin' that mister, "Come on over here with me"
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis what a show
Hummin' through the talkbox singing, "Hello hello"
He's thinkin' romance and she's thinkin' buffet
Oh that wild disco orchid got her menu today
Bridge
He said "Darling, I've been searchin' for a flower such as you
A little petal partnership and a love so true"
She said, "Honey, you're delicious and I mean that quite sincere"
Then she snapped him up like a crumb and gave a robot little cheer
Verse 3
Well the neighbors on the jungle floor heard a little crunch
And the mantis wiped her mandibles and did a victory lunch
She burped a little melody through the vocoder haze
And lit up all the petals for her final disco phase
Now there's a moral to this story and I'll tell it to you straight
When a flower's dancin' wild with a talkbox on a date
That disco beat might be a lure and honey that's the truth
She's shoppin' for a partner and she's lookin' for a tooth
Chorus
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis doin' the twist
Shakin' every petal to the vaporwave synth
She's wavin' those arms like a floral marquee
Tellin' that mister, "Come on over here with me"
Wild disco dancin' orchid mantis what a show
Hummin' through the talkbox singing, "Hello hello"
He's thinkin' romance and she's thinkin' buffet
Oh that wild disco orchid got her menu today
Outro
Got her menu today
(Such a lovely flower)
Got her menu today
(Burp)
Yeah that wild disco orchid
(Vaporwave goodbye)
Mm-hmm
(Such a lovely flower)
Oh
(Beep)
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