Cold Shower Wake-up

Verse 1

Woke up late, it’s a freezing dawn,

I shuffle in, but the heat is gone.

Turn the knob - SURP RISE! - no steam,

Just icy bullets shredding my dream.

The pilot’s out like my will to care,

I curse myself, the pipes, the air.

Who needs caffeine when hypothermia screams?

I’m wide awake in a shower of screams!

Chorus

No hot water, no salvation!

Frozen skin’s my revelation.

Cold shower revolution, I’m awake!

Burn the rulebook, fix this ache!

No hot water, I’m alive,

Punk rock plumbing will survive.

Bridge

I’m screaming “HEY!” to the water gods,

They’re laughing back while I defrost.

But cold can’t crush this beating heart,

I’ll light that pilot, tear it apart!

Outro

No hot water, no salvation,

Still I rise in agitation.

Cold shower kids, we’ll start a wave—

Freezing, screaming, bold and brave!

Yeah!